COCKTAILS

MAI TAI

The mighty Mai Tai. Drink of the gods. Guardian of the tiki realm. Boss of all bosses.

Straight up one of the greatest cocktails ever. Lots of rum, lime, almond, triple sec & a big middlefinger to all things mediocre. Go big or go home!

15,00
STRAWBERRY/BASIL MARGARITA

Fuelled by tequila, powered by cointreau and brought up to speed with fresh strawberries!

Get that motor running vatos, Speedy Gonzalez ain’t got sh*t on us!

14,00
SACRIFICE TO VENUS

Lust will forever lead us
If you embrace
My sacrifice to Venus
Bulldog gin - St. Germain - Bonanto

15,00
NEGRONI

Always reppin’ it’s set on every menu in almost every bar in the world. If you don’t know why, you deserve a slappin’ right now buster! We use & abuse Campari, Kiss my vermouth, Bulldog gin, 2240 SC orangecello & pepper syrup

11,00
TEODORA

Teodora, aka the white negroni, legendary mistress of the infamous Camillo Negroni. Strong-willed, relentlessly seductive and mythically beautiful. She’s all that and then some!

Gin – white vermouth – Lillet Blanc – Suze – St. Germain liqueur

12,00
DARK 'N STORMY

Gosling black seal rum, ginger & lime.
Still representing, slammin’ like Shaquille
Still on the block, 4 ever keepin’ it real!

15,00
PASSION FRUIT 
CAIPIRINHA

Oh caipirinha can’t you see
Sometimes your sh*t just hypnotizes me
And I just love your freaky taste
Oh you so dope, the rest no way!
Damn right, if the drink’s tight, we up in here every night!

12,00
MOJITO
DARK SPICED MOJITO
IBIZA MOJITO

It is never not the time for a mojito. On the contrary, i had 3 for breakfast this morning and i feel great so don’t EVER try to tell me it’s not the time for a mojito.. you lying piece of sh.. oops, sorry.. got a little carried away there.

11,00 / 12,00 / 11,00
LAZY RED CHEEKS

North 2 South
West 2 East
Kinky & Red
Here 2 please!

13,00
MONKEY SHOULDER 
OLD FASHIONED

Old fashioned & never outgunned!
Monkey shoulder whiskey – honey & caramel – bitters
Always against the odds, one with the underdogs!

12,00
MEDUSA

Y’all better recognize ‘cause this is as real as it gets! Let it be known that Medusa takes no prisoners. There will be no death or glory, only infinite purgatory!

Dark rum – stone cold bourbon – vicious absinth – violent ginger – savage lime – murderous nectar

Medusa: ONE
You: ZERO

15,00
DARK 'N STORMY 0.0

Just like the real thing but 100% alcohol free!

Gingerbeer – lime – spiced cane & dark roast 0% liqueur

13,00
CUCUMBER & LIME COLLINS

Tom Collins for our non drinking friends.

Your wife might think you’re a boring sucker & even though she may be right, that doesn’t mean we won’t take care of you!

Seedlip non-alcoholic spirit – sweet & sour – lime lemonAID

11,00
VIRGIN MOJITO

Out with the rum, in with the apples.

Funky & Fresh like your best friend’s older sister!

10,00
BABY BRAMBLES

Delicious blackberries, lemon, vanilla & Seedlip Grove 42 non-alcoholic spirit.
100% kid proof!

14,00